Tuesday, October 4, 2011 at 3:21 pm.

10 things Apple didn’t announce today

  1. An iPhone 5.
  2. An iPhone 5 exclusive to Sprint with WiMax 4G.
  3. An iPod touch with 3G data.
  4. An iPod touch or iPhone with a bigger screen.
  5. An end to the iPod on its 10th birthday.
  6. An Apple TV update.
  7. An actual Apple television.
  8. A deal with Facebook or a Facebook iPad app.
  9. Any dumb jokes about Google or Amazon or Adobe or Netflix.
  10. An app that lets you print stuff out and have it mailed to someone via the U.S. Postal Service. Oh, wait, it did!

Also: If you’re disappointed by the iPhone 4S, you’re nuts