Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 5:30 pm.

“Saturday. Eleven a.m. Awake to the sound of your significant other tapping away on his iPad. ‘Holy shit! Is there Wifi?’ you ask. ‘Yup!’ he responds, elated.”

— Vanity Fair’s “What Actually Happens During ’36 Hours in. . .’ a Foreign Country” (Via Damon Darlin.)